Butterscotch666

Hi F'n Rad daters! We at the F'n Rad Dating Site have been on an extended hiatus, but please don't dismay! Stay on the prowl, daters. Never give up. We're here for you! We have thousands of potential daters coming to you soon. Here's our latest dater on the scene, and she's not dancing around, folks. Straight up and short-haired all the way...

Letter from potential dater, Butterscotch666, to the F’n Rad Dating Site…

Dear F’n Rad Dating Site:

Name: Butterscotch666
Age: 6 months
Gender: Cis Female hamster
Interested in: Cis Male for mating, Trans M or F for friendship+ toys (for my dildo preference, please see below)



Body type: voluptuous in winter, toned in summer

Hair: buttery cream silky, short, but feathery

Interests: Good evening, F’n Rad Dating Site. I am not usually active at this hour, but I felt the need to be transparent and honor your site, as I am in prime condition for dating. Rest assured, I’m not your run-of-the-mill hamster. I rather enjoy running on the wheel, burrowing in my soiled bedding, hiding behind the water tank, stuffing my cheeks (later emptying my cheek pouches with great ease and dexterity), hibernating, chewing on any close objects (including human fingers and toes), and standing on my hind legs with dukes up.

Since I am in captivity, when I reproduce, although it is not my responsibility at all, I may become confused and chew on and/or swallow my babies. Again, I am not accountable for such actions.

Although I am rather introverted, occasionally, I enjoy an evening on the town involving seeds, grains, nuts, cracked corn, fruits, vegetables, insects, frogs, and gourmet food pellets or mixes. Mostly, I enjoy daytime activities, such as creeping along the sides of my cage. If you are not to my preference, you will know straight away, and there will be no confusion, as I tend to roll on my back with my incisors showing. Also, I may bite or nip at you; however, if you please me, I am rather shy and prefer to play dead.

On the other hand, if I am in love with you, you may spy me grooming in broad daylight. Yes, for any true love mate, I will surely squeak or chatter my teeth.

No stalkers please. If you’re considering it, please note that I quickly buried the last one in the shavings.

If I do find an interest in a particularly endowed male hamster, and I am ready to breed, there need not be any foreplay. I enjoy it when the male chases me in the cage, grabs me with his fingers, and inserts his penis into my vagina. We may have sex several times during a short period. That is how it works. Thank you very much.

Butterscotch666

-- C.A. MacConnell