Today, we at the F'n Rad Dating Site are busy studying the amazing artistic work of our latest dater, ArtistePeecasoSoulMate680 and so, while we're busy learning about the greatness of fine painting, something new to all of us here at the F'n Rad Dating Site, we must pause to bring you a word from our sponsor. And now, a word from our sponsor, B.S. Investments...
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Horse for Sale: B.S. Investments' One-Eyed Stan O' War
Bred, raised, and trained on our home farm by our veteran, 55-year horse trainer, Priscilla Soundbury, B.S. Investments' One-eyed Stan O' War has been a consistent showstopper from the time she was a mere filly. Just fresh out of her mother's anus, Stan (as we call her at the barn) began her trophy-winning career. While still wearing the placenta, Stan carried Soundbury's whiny daughter Caroline through the walk/trot at Kentucky Indoors, bringing home the Grand Champion in the division. Even at a young age, with her perfect conformation and unique missing eyeball, Stan was no stranger to the colts, and in any season, she's ready and willing to breed. Soon tearing her way through the national hunter circuit, Stan astounded all onlookers by her amazing speed and dexterity, and we were forced to change direction with this gem; we knew she was headed for some time on the track. Stan may not have won the Triple Crown, but in 2020, Stan became a legend in the horse world, setting a track record when she burned past the rest of the herd to win the Preakness by five lengths. Although the equine community may have heard in the fake news that Swiss Skydiver won that particular race, we at the farm have video footage proving that our homebred Stan was the true, genuine champion. Measuring 17.3 hands at her withers, Stan may seem somewhat intimidating to your average rider, but we assure you, this gentle giant can carry any amateur into the ribbons. And Stan's one good eye has adapted to her disability over the years; she can turn and turn and turn on a dime, and the circular ride is as smooth as they come. In the saddle, Stan will make you feel like you're driving a custom made, sideways Cadillac.
Bred, raised, and trained on our home farm by our veteran, 55-year horse trainer, Priscilla Soundbury, B.S. Investments' One-eyed Stan O' War has been a consistent showstopper from the time she was a mere filly. Just fresh out of her mother's anus, Stan (as we call her at the barn) began her trophy-winning career. While still wearing the placenta, Stan carried Soundbury's whiny daughter Caroline through the walk/trot at Kentucky Indoors, bringing home the Grand Champion in the division. Even at a young age, with her perfect conformation and unique missing eyeball, Stan was no stranger to the colts, and in any season, she's ready and willing to breed. Soon tearing her way through the national hunter circuit, Stan astounded all onlookers by her amazing speed and dexterity, and we were forced to change direction with this gem; we knew she was headed for some time on the track. Stan may not have won the Triple Crown, but in 2020, Stan became a legend in the horse world, setting a track record when she burned past the rest of the herd to win the Preakness by five lengths. Although the equine community may have heard in the fake news that Swiss Skydiver won that particular race, we at the farm have video footage proving that our homebred Stan was the true, genuine champion. Measuring 17.3 hands at her withers, Stan may seem somewhat intimidating to your average rider, but we assure you, this gentle giant can carry any amateur into the ribbons. And Stan's one good eye has adapted to her disability over the years; she can turn and turn and turn on a dime, and the circular ride is as smooth as they come. In the saddle, Stan will make you feel like you're driving a custom made, sideways Cadillac.
For more information on B.S. Investments' One-eyed Stan O' War or theft-recovered automobiles, please contact our 57-year, veteran horse trainer, Priscilla Soundbury, at 543-STAN.
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-- C.A. MacConnell
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-- C.A. MacConnell
