Saturday, April 29, 2023

Advertisement: Mister Magic Man

We at the F'n Rad Dating Site have been on a brief hiatus, due to receiving some tragic news, which we will keep to ourselves. Never mind, we'll tell you tomorrow. Stay tuned. Until then, here's a word from our sponsor.



A message from our sponsor, B.S. Investments...

Horse for Sale:  B.S. Investments' Mister Magic Man

Sired out of the great Lipizzaner stallion, Dickinson Rabbit, Mister Magic Man has graced our stable since he was a mere foal, fresh out of the sack of the great Welsh mare, Glenda Good Witch, known by all in the horse world to have the smoothest vagina in the land. Rest assured; Magic is like no other horse. He requires little to no upkeep. Magic eats flowers, drinks fresh air, doesn't make manure, and instead of the chiropractor, we call in the woodland fairies, who are extremely affordable. Unlike other show horses, with perfection and ease, Magic jumps the 4' Regular Working Hunter classes barefoot, as his hooves are made of pure gold. Although he will sometimes disappear due to his invisible powers, Magic always returns for the Florida show circuit season, and the proof is in the ribbons. Certainly, in cases of a tie, the horn comes in handy. 

Please contact our veteran 20-year trainer, Priscilla Isabel Soundbury. 243-MAGI

B.S. Investments

-- C.A. MacConnell