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8 y.o., 17h gelding, dark bay Haflinger/Hanoverian/Clydesdale cross. The gem of the stable, B.S. Investments' Geronimo's Dream, or "Gerry," as we call him at the barn, is sired out of the famous Budweiser Clydesdale, Rosco P. Coltrane, who has enjoyed a plethora of roles in TV and Film. Not to be outdone by his father, Gerry has been successfully shown by an amateur rider in the Baby Greens, the Pre-Greens, and currently, in the 4'0" Regular Working Hunter on the A-circuit. A willing, striking beauty, he lives to jump, and he's currently on the Palm Beach jumper circuit in Florida, working his way to the Grand Prix, and eventually, the Olympic trials, but we would be glad to ship him out for interested clients. A veteran show horse, Gerry would make a wonderful Junior Hunter for any child, and his large size and willowy build make it cake for him to slowly manage courses with ease, due to his long stride that is akin to that of a gazelle. Although at first ride his trot and canter may feel slightly speedy, our riders have found that after adjusting, Gerry turns into an automatic, graceful smooth machine. A "kick and go" type of horse. Also, Gerry has a beautiful mane and tail, and he loves carrots. Although some of our fierce competitors have accused Gerry of measuring as a small pony or perhaps a miniature horse, the real truth is in the ribbons. Gerry has been Champion in every division since he began showing at age two. Easy to turn out, great ground manners, so well-trained, Gerry's fine with spending the night inside your house as well, and he will never dirty your carpet. Also, he enjoys baths, toys, Christmas, and sugar cubes. Please contact our 20-year veteran trainer Priscilla Isabel Soundbury for more information on Geronimo's Dream. Will provide more photos, as well as official Clydesdale lineage. 543-MINI.
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