Friday, January 27, 2023

MsShyStr8Shooter

Letter from potential dater, MsShyStr8Shooter, to the F’n Rad Dating Site

Dear F’n Rad Dating Site:
I hope no one calls.
Gender: female
Age: 40
My six brothers made me do this. 
Interests: loofahs, frozen corn dogs, YouTube makeup, hunting albino tigers, Barbies, fly fishing, quilt making, foosball, Swiffering, boxing, making cookies, yard darts, crochet, thrash metal, aprons, pool halls, vacuuming, street dodgeball, facials, beer bongs, Poshmark, white water rafting, musicals, mud wrestling, spooning, high school reunion campouts, romance novels, sawed-off shotguns
Body type: some pouch, extra nipple
Interested in: marriage
Contact info: You’ll have to run it by the oldest, Meatcutter Mikey.
MsShyStr8Shooter

-- C.A. MacConnell