(Sue and Bill, texting)
Sue: Hyi. !!! ;;;;666^^^^
Bill: What up, girl. been waiting for u to get back me for like 3 days. three days and 2 hours. We had that heavy convo and then nothing from you for three days. WTF princess.
Sue: :)
Bill: I knew somethings up. You never send smiley's. Tell me whats up.
Sue: :0
Bill: OH, now scared face. That's just like you, spreading anxiety like disease.
Sue: ;)
Bill: Oh, hi winky, now you're cute. For a yr, I been trying here and seems like I'm only one in this relationship. been like that this whole time. can't do it anymore. tired of games.
Sue: <3
Bill: Oh right, now you trying reel me back in. Back and forth, pick one way or other. I been to therapy. I been to doctor, and I took care of back hair and rash. i been through all this for u, and now all you do is use cutesy hearts to try suck me in again? Why don't you send fuckin unicorn and leprechaun too? Well, it won't work this time. lucky charm bull shit.
Sue: :-*
Bill: Now that's low. a heart is one thing, but a kissy? Wtf, hows about you take look at YOU for once? U U ALWAYS BLAMING EVRLYTHG ON WAY I KISS. CAN'T HELP IT IF THEY LEFT MY BRACES ON TO LONG. just the way I learned to kiss. back then, we had to wear headgears too. had to wear the fucking thing to school, and THEY ALL called me Short Circuit until COLLEGE. i kiss the best I can. Will it ever be good enough?
Sue: &
Bill: Aw, girl, now you wannna superpretzel or some shit? You think I'm Mr. Moneybags? Everytime we go to the movies, you buy like $50 million snacks.
Sue: :) $$$
Bill: OK, move on, find a sugar daddy. I want someone who loves me who I am. We're done. DONE!
Sue: What u mean we dun? My daughter got hold horse of phone. Oh, so u brake up w/ me over text? Now that's the beanest thing anyone ever do to me. In front of my lil girl two. At least wait pill I'm house.
Bill: :-* I knew you'd come around. Leave you. Should I pick you up at heaven?
Sue: Better cake it do later.
Bill: Meant love you, Betty
Sue: Who the fuck is Betty? ARe u seein someone else? wish you'd just be straight up.
Bill: I think I love you is pretty straight up. I meant Baby.
Sue: Yeah, that's what they all say. Even Betty.
Bill: Dude, I'm driving I better go to leave. I'm gonna crash.
Sue: :)
Bill: You happy I'm gonna crash? What's that all abt? So passive-aggression
Sue: It's a frowny on my phone. You know what, I'm tired of this BS. You always doubt me. You never trust me.
Bill: <3 I love you.
Sue: Was that for me or Betty?
Bill: That's it, we're done.
Sue: I oven you.
Bill: There is no Betty. There is no one but ukelele.
-- C.A. MacConnell
