Success Story: Suzy and Debbie

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(Suzy and Debbie, texting)

Suzy: Whaddup girl? ;) <3
Debbie: You hitting the club tnite? <3 Back at ya
Suzy: I'd like to club. <3 <3 Just shaved my head.
Debbie: You going? You get the back OK
Suzy: Sounds good. You’ll have to chk it.
Debbie: I’ll chk the club time.
Suzy: No, the head.
Debbie: OK, head later, I’m in. You going then? You meet me baldy woman
Suzy: haha At the club?
Debbie: I pick you up, Coco, you know
Suzy: Oh, role playin! Bring it on!
Debbie: I pick you up, Coco first
Suzy: Who's Coco, she coming to the club? She hot?
Debbie: Place down by the river.
Suzy: Her place down there? She coming?
Debbie: No coming. The place I pick you up. I miss u <3 <3
Suzy: She can’t come? Poor girl. Coco work at the club? Bet she got hair
Debbie: Coco, then club.
Suzy: You doin' Coco? Thought we were commit. I wear wig
Debbie: The Coco, I pick you up there.
Suzy: You don't have to pick me up. We lovers already.
Debbie: NO, I pick you up at Coco.
Suzy: YOu pick me up Coco house? Where that.
Debbie: Down by the river. Here google map. No wig
Suzy: I'm not into 3some. I’m not wigging. Just being honest.
Debbie: Dinner, Coco, by river, I pick you up, then club.
Suzy: Oh, I get it. I’m dessert. She's hotter. ANd she fem.
Debbie: NO. Straight up, love you, no hair, long hair.
Suzy: So you want both?
Debbie: Geez, I'll do Coco alone. I’ll just meet you later.
Suzy: At the club?
Debbie: Yeah, The Toy, like ten.
Suzy: I have to charge that one. :0
Debbie: No, sweetie. The club, The Toy, at ten.
Suzy: OH, OK. See you there. Check my head?
Debbie: I eat Coco, then you

-- C.A. MacConnell