Success Story: Bobby and Cindy

This just in! At the F'n Rad Dating Site, we have yet another success story to share with you, and we have proof. Here's a true account sent directly from our f'n rad daters, Bobby and Cindy.

(Bobby and Cindy, texting)

Bobby: Whadup grl u crazy. Sendn me all those UTubes. I'm gonna get canned.
Cindy: I no craze. Me yer girl that make you craze. You'll never get can. No one wants that job.
Bobby: LOL. Ur so write. But that damn dog penis one you sent. Never seen one so BIG. Jesus C.
Cindy: Bored at the car wash, Booby.
Bobby: Yer a real Hymen Way.
Cindy: We go to movie tonight or you twerk late?
Bobby: Which one. Don't make me c Shade o Grey.
Cindy: was thinking Carol.
Bobby: Girl on girl. I dig.
Cindy: It's an art movie, you jerk.
Bobby: Whatev. Sounds grape.
Cindy: What wrg. U sound distract. Did I dew something?
Bobby: Me balance on bench. Top of high rise. With hard hat on
Bobby: And Bill's here
Cindy: But U always R upside down. Did I do soemthing?
Bobby: Relax, it's just lunch and Bill didn't get the meatball sub thru window, you know
Cindy: That guys :0
Bobby: Tell me about it. Yesterday, he stab a pigeon.
Cindy: Are you srs? U need new job.
Bobby: No hi rise window washer likes pigeons, but com on.
Cindy: I like pigens.
Bobby: How could you like pigons. They shit on me all day.
Cindy: I like the coo. Cute.
Bobby: Jimmy John just showed up at the 44th floor, Thank god.
Cindy: Well I got Donna and her nose picking at the office.
Bobby: We should hook em up
Cindy: Made 4 each other
Bobby: Pigeons and snot. Shit and snot. ROFL.
Cindy: Are we going to the movie or what? Your always so distracted.
Bobby: Hang on, Bill's leaning on the...
Cindy: Bobby?
Bobby: Shit, I'll have to get back, I'm hangin from the 44th flr.
Cindy: Tell the truth.
Bobby: Srsly, I'm about to die! F***
Cindy: Whatev, you tried this when I want to see Danish Girl.
Bobby: Baby, I only got 3 fingers on a rope and...
Cindy: TTYL

-- C.A. MacConnell